I made one new years resolution this year.
To learn how to whistle.
I still have not achieved it.
It's HARD to whistle. I'm afraid it's a talent I will never possess.
And I tried REALLY hard this year to set an easy new years resolution so that once, just once...
I could achieve it.
Three more months, fools and I will be one of the fetching 7 dwarfs.
Just you wait.
If you want to be happy, be.