One of the little joys in life, I've discovered, is taking time to just... play with kids.
This stress-relieving mechanism works a million times better than any of those high-priced shenanigans:
And playing with kids also gives you an excuse to just be a psycho.
(That's my favorite part!)
So let's pretend someone asked me:
"Hey so, wanna take on this ten hour service project that you SERIOUSLY don't have time to take on, but you'll probably say yes anyways??"
and I said:
"Actually I can't cause.. I'm gonna be playing with my five year old nephew..."
They would say
"Well you're a cotton-headed-ninnymuggins!"
(I'm in the Christmas spirit)
And of course I don't wanna be called a @#$$%&-&*&$#$-##&$*#&$-*#&$-#&!!!!
So instead of telling them how much fun I'm going to have playing with my five year old nephew, I FROWN and say:
"Oh dang.. I would love to do a ten hour service project that I SERIOUSLY don't have time for, but... I have to babysit."
(And I add a little yawn in there so they think I'm totally NOT going to have any fun babysitting)
Then I DON'T end up doing a ten hour service project that I don't have time for, and I DO end up playing with my five year old nephew :)
(...not that I don't love service...)
Or in some cases, I play with these cute little ladies:
Grace, Darcy and Lilly
(Lick no evil, say no evil, smell no evil?)
Don't you love Grace's photography skills?
Currently I am sitting in my hallway outside the bathroom door while my nephews take a bath. I have to make sure they don't drown, ya know. Safety first.
Here's a little of what we do for fun at my house:
I know we're attractive.
I can't wait to be a mommy.
Actually that's a huge lie. I can totally handle waiting for that.
It will totally be a lot of fun that I am TOTALLY excited to have.
I have said TOTALLY a TOTAL of 8 million times in this post.
How did TOTALLY even become a popular thing to say? Like... what dimwit started that??
And speaking of dimwits,
Who was the first dimwit to say "LOL", cause seriously the world owes that dimwit 8 million dollars.
I have also said the word DIMWIT 8 million times.
And I've said 8 million 8 million times.
Yay for repetitive posting due to my lack of creativity.
There is now a flood in my bathroom. I think my nephews have been splashing for the last 15 minutes.
If you want to be happy, be.